Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here! While you're here, I'd like to show you a few pictures I just took. You know how I'm all talented and shit with phonography, right? Well, you're about to find out.


I call this one "Minneapolis Is Bright". Yes, I capitalized all the first letters for a reason. Gawd, you don't understand my art at all. I honestly think you might be mentally handicapped, that's how much you don't understand me. Ok, moving right along.









This is my homage to Bill Cosby. I call it "Ghost Chad". I was going to call it "Funny Black Guy on a Building Top", but I reserve that for when I finally get a fanpic of Steve Harvey. Weird, I just learned that if you click the picture, it comes up full size. It really has been a long time since I've used blogger, huh?

Compression can bite me.

It's 8pm CST, and I'm sitting here in my room, fan blasted straight at my face, watching the bipolar Twins dominate the D. I honestly don't understand this team. As of right now, they are not even close to a playoff caliber team, yet they're only 5 games back. That's good. And sad. Very, very sad.

What else?

Ok, we have two days until we can start moving. I've lived in 4 places in the last 7 years, but you wouldn't know that I abhor moving. I've never been that bright.

Gotta pee, be right back. Hope everybody is ready for live posting!

Fuck you, blogger! Just let me upload a freakin' picture. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

A new post!

I'd hate to see this site die a slow, unfunny death(like donkeypuncher or Garth's site, BOOYAH!), and I'd really like my both of my advertisers to renew soon, even though both renew dates have long since past, so why not write something? Laziness, that's the only reason.

The girl and I are moving in 11 days and both of us a psyched, jazzed even. The new place is 9,000 square feet, has a semi-private rooftop deck, comes with it's own butler and masseuse(has to be two different people, per the lease agreement) and is mere steps from our submarine dock, so that's pretty sweet. Our own bungee jump will be pretty sweet, too.

If I was the stripclub going kind of guy, the location would be perfect. It's still perfect, but the proximity to 3 buildings that house not only naked ladies, but naked ladies that are cockteases, well, that's perfect for out-of-town guests that may or may not show up for a Twins game next year.

Speaking of, the 2010 schedule comes out in September, and then single game tickets go on sale sometime in March, so I'll have a better idea how I have to go about getting tickets for the new stadium. I figure it will be easy to get tickets for late summer weekend games once the novelty of the place wears off. Tickets will be easy to come by if the Twins keep getting shellacked like they did this weekend. Mary, mother of god that was painful.

So, yeah, that's that. I've been trying to send pictures from my phone to this blogger for the last hour, and they just don't want to cooperate.