Here are a few things I'd rather not talk about with you(yes, you!):
Palin jokes(Michael exluded)
Taxes
Bills
Religion
Babies/aliens
Tony Kornheiser, Shannon Sharpe, Terry Bradshaw
Air travel
This a-hole
Poker tournament coverage(TOO FUCKING MANY TO FOLLOW)
The term "Nanny State"
Thug life
Thieves
The Death Penalty
Gas prices
The weather
People trying to lowball a $50 Craiglist sale by $10. If you can't afford the extra $10...nevermind.
ICP
How much [insert random company here] sucks.
[insert random sports team here] inevitable collapse or unavoidable curse.
Here are a few topics I will readily engage in with you:
Beer
The "I'm a shark" meme
This article (I'm all of them!)
The brilliance of the Hot Pocket
My secret desire to beat the crap out of someone trying to mug me. With a brick.(not much to this other than what I just wrote, though)
Chicken recipes
Beer
Soccer
That is all.
Palin jokes(Michael exluded)
Taxes
Bills
Religion
Babies/aliens
Tony Kornheiser, Shannon Sharpe, Terry Bradshaw
Air travel
This a-hole
Poker tournament coverage(TOO FUCKING MANY TO FOLLOW)
The term "Nanny State"
Thug life
Thieves
The Death Penalty
Gas prices
The weather
People trying to lowball a $50 Craiglist sale by $10. If you can't afford the extra $10...nevermind.
ICP
How much [insert random company here] sucks.
[insert random sports team here] inevitable collapse or unavoidable curse.
Here are a few topics I will readily engage in with you:
Beer
The "I'm a shark" meme
This article (I'm all of them!)
The brilliance of the Hot Pocket
My secret desire to beat the crap out of someone trying to mug me. With a brick.(not much to this other than what I just wrote, though)
Chicken recipes
Beer
Soccer
That is all.
2 Comments:
I know you work in SLP but did you grow up there as well? I was born and raised in SLP and I see we have most of the same interests in common, most definitly the drinking and soccer part. Just wondering.
-Grouse
Nope. I was born in Minneapolis, lived in SLP(in an apartment building behind the old Ember's on 394/Pennsylvania) until I was 3 years old, when my family moved out to Buffalo.
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