I've tried to keep this in, but it's not working out for me. If I don't write something about it just to get it out of my system, I'm going to go all wonky.

This whole troll nonsense is one of the dumbest things I've ever read about. It's impossible for me to care less as to her poker skill level, because honestly, I'm not one to talk. Face it, though, the damn thing hasn't been a poker blog for a good six months. Her poker skill level isn't even an issue here.

I'll admit, when "Taylor" first started relentlessy begging the blogging elite for pimping, I was a little interested. What hormone-driven male wouldn't be? I soon realized, though, that we were never going be seeing any fun jubblies and my interest waned. When posts went from poker, to more towards her man, how perfect her life is, and how often she gets compliments on her outstanding, perky breasts from complete strangers, it got too much. Anyone that says their life is perfect does have issues, damn it.

I'd check back from time to time to see what little poker content there might be, and of course, there were always drives back from ND, how succumbing to peer pressure is dumb, and now, the dumbest thing-The Hammer is -EV. No shit? And that people that play it are stupid. Whoa, stop the bus, Gus. So, there's only one way to play the game? Great, I'm screwed. And the fact that she's still holding fast that people that use it are stupid is just baffling.

Whoop-dee-doo, she made fun of The Beloved. Who cares, right?

But wait, there's more.

She bit the hand that fed her, and it just makes no sense. And that's the part the bothers me. I distinctly remember back in mid-May when she left comments in numerous blogs asking for a link-up and to be a part of this community, and now she's effectively trying to ostracize herself? I mean, it's obvious from her journal that her life it utterly and completely devoid of excitement, but why stir up this sort of controversy? Or did I just answer my own question? I suppose it makes sense to someone just trolling for drama, but if she's real, what a silly little breach of trust.

And that's the thing--nobody even knows if she's real. Nobody's seen her at Deja Vu, which she may or may not have worked at. She's lied about everything else, why stop with that? To the best of my knowledge, nobody has ever seen her at Canterbury Park. There's something completely fishy about someone that freely gives out so much information about herself(her jobs, her travel plans, exactly how much she has in various accounts), yet wants to remain anonymous and is oddly ghost-like for someone that should stick out in the poker room like Hitler at a bris. For all we know, "Taylor" is really a guy that likes to fuck with people's heads. If that's the case, I feel a little bad for Aaron Gleeman, who's had his tit pulled through the wringer this whole time.

Is this a call-out? No, because anyone knows that will just lead to a response like this:

"I don't have to prove anything to anyone!"

With all the gamblers in this community, someone has got to create odds for whether or not she's really a boring midwestern girl with self-proclaimed magnificent breasts, or a middle-aged man living out of his parents basement in Anoka. Oh hell, I half hope it's David Sklansky pulling a big ol' funny on us again. That'd be great. If she's real, I'd be very surprised.

And I can't trust someone that uses the excuse "I'm better than peer pressure" as an excuse for not drinking. That's stupid.

Me? I just wanted to see breasts. Hers, his or otherwise. Right now, I'm not picky. Isn't that why most people originally showed up at her site? All I'm hoping is that someone will read this and give me free passes to the Vu. Yes, I realize that writing this makes me have less of a life, but I already know that I'm fucked up. No need to tiptoe around that.