I'm convinced that Mike Sexton is actually just someone in the back room pushing a button that runs a soundboard containing about 10 phrases. I'm sure it's not that easy to repeatedly come up with new material less than once a week, but come on. There's got to be a different way of saying that a player is in trouble other than "...he's headed for whitewater". Gah, it's so frustrating!

The only thing worse than Captain Unoriginal is Norman Chad. He makes me want to slowly twist a drill bit into my brain in hopes I hit a spot that makes me lose consciousness. He tries so hard to be funny but he's...he's just not funny. He's about as funny as Eric Stoltz in Mask.

To take out my frustration, I'm going to the bar so I can't talk to women. Can't wait for the blogger invitational!