I finally figured out the dual-monitor option for my laptop, and let me tell, I'm disappointed that I waited so long to fish out my old monitor out of the closet. No longer will I have to toggle between screens, or miss any of the action. Now I can play poker and surf porn at the same time!

Why, yes, I am doing the running man right now.

Also, I seem to have become friends with a female bartender. If I don't show up for the blogger tourney, I hope you understand. I won't have gone missing, but I will be really, really drunk. Really drunk.