tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69714142012-02-16T06:45:58.241-06:00Beer, brewing and <a href="http://www.partypoker.com">poker,</a> with possibly some inane drivel on Tuesdays and Thursdays.Irritable Male Syndromehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06321858839746720299noreply@blogger.comBlogger2471100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6971414.post-32704143085592554942010-07-18T18:19:00.001-05:002010-07-18T18:19:43.738-05:00

Hi! This is just a test post from my phone to see how it goes. Being restricted to 140 characters or less makes me a sad functional alcoholic. Just a note: I still have 8 tickets left for the Summit game on august 13th. If there are no more takers by the end of this week, I'm going put them back on stub hub. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

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um, who else doesn't have to work tomorrow?

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(Hmmm, apparently my phone sucks, and posts that I thought were going through, well, were not going through. Let's try this from blogger this time.)Quick blurb on my Rush Poker career that won't fit into a 140 characters: Whoever thought up the idea of rakeback, THANK YOU. I just ran KK into AA for the fuckteenth time, and there's no way I'd be able to keep playing without rakeback.I'm not even

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Spent the weekend after NYE at Lutsen resort with my girlfriend. And a bunch of lesbians. if you've never heard the cacaphony, the mind-numbing cawing of a murder of lesbians playing Apples to Apples after a day-long drinkfest, consider yourself lucky. The high-pitched, drama-filled squeals are nothing any man should be subjected to, at any time. But I was, and I made it out alive.Two days later

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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! The WBCOOP is a free online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers, so register on WBCOOP to play.Registration code: 178567

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As of 9:11pm on Thursday, I am no longer the king of my own castle. And I didn't relinquish that title or my balls to my girlfriend, either. No, it is now a 3lb ball of fur that currently responds to(or doesn't depending on how he's feeling) OwDon'tBiteTheFace!, or Get Outta There! I'm not sure which will be easier to scream at 5:45am-his current play time-when he's stalking my nose hair in

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calm before the yadda yadda

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Hmmm. I may have finally figured this whole internet on my phone thing out. Impressive! Painful and stupid, but impressive.Every single time my mom leaves a voicemail, it goes a little something like "....this is your MOTHER. The woman that gave you life. Call me!"I asked her the other day why she just doesn't get the interent, and immediately regretted it. She'd not only inevitably wanting to be

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Well, let's see if THIS stupid thing will post. Goddamn I hate the interenet.

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We're finally all moved in to our new place, and can I tell you something, folks? I'm not of the religious ilk, but thank god it's over. I've moved 4 times in the 8 years I've lived in Minneapolis, and it never ceases to amaze me just how much shit one person can collect and stuff away in a closet, only to be found when it's time to move again. But at least I found that gigantic bag of condoms I

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Well hello there. Fancy meeting you here! While you're here, I'd like to show you a few pictures I just took. You know how I'm all talented and shit with phonography, right? Well, you're about to find out.I call this one "Minneapolis Is Bright". Yes, I capitalized all the first letters for a reason. Gawd, you don't understand my art at all. I honestly think you might be mentally handicapped,

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It's 8pm CST, and I'm sitting here in my room, fan blasted straight at my face, watching the bipolar Twins dominate the D. I honestly don't understand this team. As of right now, they are not even close to a playoff caliber team, yet they're only 5 games back. That's good. And sad. Very, very sad.What else?Ok, we have two days until we can start moving. I've lived in 4 places in the last 7 years,

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Fuck you, blogger! Just let me upload a freakin' picture. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?

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I'd hate to see this site die a slow, unfunny death(like donkeypuncher or Garth's site, BOOYAH!), and I'd really like my both of my advertisers to renew soon, even though both renew dates have long since past, so why not write something? Laziness, that's the only reason.The girl and I are moving in 11 days and both of us a psyched, jazzed even. The new place is 9,000 square feet, has a

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Wow, what a weekend. A weekend that I was happy to have, but it's a relief to finally have some time to rest. Crashing at 9pm last night definitely helped with the whole resting part.There's a lot of walking and drinking that I'd like to talk about, but I don't think anybody really cares about the random beers I had, or how hard I suck. What do you want to hear about? Well, Firkin Fest at the

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Update time, HO! Hey, that motivated the Thundercats. I might as well try it.The last time we saw our hero--yes, me--he was preparing for or just returning from Las Vegas, tired, dejected and also giddy. If you can tell me how all those things are supposed to work, let me know. I just called the feeling "pukey".I don't actually remember when I last wrote and I'm too lazy to maneuver my mouse over

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Phew. Now that I've finally recovered from last weekend, you want me to do what? Go to Vegas? Are you mental?Oh, right, you are. I know you people.Last weekend was fun, though the drive up and back--8+ hours, total--is the most draining part. Well, up isn't so bad. We stopped at Fitger's Brewhouse and were able to break up the drive with a pint(IPA for me, pale for the lady), some lunch and a

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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!The WBCOOP is an online Poker tournament open to all Bloggers.Registration code: 224820Has it been a year since I was kicked in the balls during the WBCOOP last year? Seems like only yesterday. I wish I could play in all the pre-Big Show tournaments, but on the 15th I'll be coming back from Vegas(Boo.), and on

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9 days, my friends. 9 days. Giddyup and giggity all at the same time.Where to begin? How about some poker content? The hell I say! And we're off...I deposited $50 way back in September with no false hope that I could turn that into a brazillion canadabucks. My 'bankroll' since that time has fluctuated between a mythical $10 and $250, and thank the lord almighty, our savior jesus christ for

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I dislike poker again. What a stupid, stupid, lucky game. I've started lumping it along with fantasy football in the "inane pastimes" section of my life. The only pursuit I have right now that has anything resembling a consistent payout is beer, and that's only because I haven't produced an infected batch in the year I've been homebrewing, and it makes me all smiley and drunk. Now that I've said

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This is going to come out as all kinds of fucked--partially because I'm still hungover from Monday Night Football, and partially because it is, indeed, fucked up--but, I love poker!Yes, I do. I know what you're saying, though. You're saying, "wha-wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?"And you'd be right. It's not like me at all to extol about the beauty of a game that has depressed more people than Debbie Downer.

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I'm sure more than a few of you won't care because you're attending "The Bash",(pfffft) but I've got my own little bit of liver destroying fun to attend to this weekend.Autumn Brew ReviewOnly beer people will care enough to click a link to a PDF, but there it is. Click it. You know you want to click it. It's a big beer weekend here in Minneapolis, and I might just have to take tomorrow off work

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Here are a few things I'd rather not talk about with you(yes, you!):Palin jokes(Michael exluded)TaxesBillsReligionBabies/aliensTony Kornheiser, Shannon Sharpe, Terry BradshawAir travel This a-holePoker tournament coverage(TOO FUCKING MANY TO FOLLOW)The term "Nanny State"Thug lifeThievesThe Death PenaltyGas pricesThe weatherPeople trying to lowball a $50 Craiglist sale by $10. If you can't afford

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I played poker last night. I lost. Next!Fin. [smash cut]Honestly, I was playing for 2nd place(or, as I like to call it, "donating") as I wouldn't have been able to go to the Borgata anyhow. But thanks, Pauly, for setting the whole thing up. 500 entrants is a ridiculous number, and I salute you and your gigantic appetite for food.So, I had this car. It was a shitty car. Aqua in color, pieces of

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(I was looking over some of my posts from the past, back when I was a Wyld Stallyn, back when no women could hope to contain to me, when I came across the following gem. Goddamn I made myself laugh)I am 10 years old.Granted, we all know that I have the mentality of a pre-teen--what with my propensity to laugh at the word "poop"-- and my math skills can only be described as "a joke", but now

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Summit '08 is in the books. Ship it. I don't have the energy to do a proper write up, so here's are a few snippets from the weekend. On the way down, Drizz and I stopped at Culver's for a quick bite. Upon placing my order, I was given unlucky order #13. I should've told Drizz to go ahead without me, continue on the Chicago, leave me behind because I was in for more than one form of hurt during

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T-minus 10 days until stupidity ensues in Chicago. We're not very much into debuachery as a group, but we are very much into the stupid. Also, I'm a little excited about getting to drive there. It was cheaper than flying, and I don't remember the last time I actually took what would be considered a road trip. Probably when I was 20 and my then girlfriend and I drove my bitchin' Ford Ranger down

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You are, at this very moment, reading the blog of the #1 ranked Lunchtime Bowler for FNGS, and the greater St. Louis Park area, really. It's ok if you feel special. You are. Every quarter my work division goes out for lunch, paid for by the company. A little something to say "Thank you for all the mind-numbingly boring work you do, day in, day out". I'd like to think it's also because we've gone

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If you look to the right of my main page(for those of you that only read through rss--click through), you'll notice that I am excited about two upcoming trips, so excited that I decided to add countdown widgets that make my site look that of a retarded 14 year old girl. I'm cool with that. I tried to move Pokeramama to Geocities first, then Angelfire, but I was told I didn't have enough twinklies

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It's Friday and my work day is over in exactly one hour and 35 minutes. Jealous much? I don't have any plans for the rest of the day except for watching both Euro 2008 games, but other than that, I'm open to suggestions. I do know that pants are completely optional the second after I leave work, however.I played a little poker two nights ago with the minute amount of leftover money in my Full

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I'm on day number two of summer hours (4 nine hour days, 1/2 day of Friday) here at work and I'm already sick of it. It would be day three, but I took Monday off to clean, rearrange furniture, and make sure the wireless would allow me to Fark in every room in the apartment, including the bathroom. It does, but typing takes a particular skill that I do not posess. Yet.All that has nothing to do

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I hear there's this big month-long "tournament" in some place in the desert, where the participants play a game with cards, called poker, with "chips" in place of money. It all sounds entirely fictional and also made up, but boy I do likes me some potato chips, so I'm inclined to believe it if the chips are of the kettle variety. Mmmm, mmmmboy.It's tough to get excited about the WSOP since I've

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This is what my life has become. I haven't been playing poker, though that shouldn't be a surprise. No, I get home from work, maybe lift some weights, then fire up my Full Tilt supplied* laptop, and...railbird all you motherfuckers in the BBT events. That's more pathetic than one time back in 'Nam. I was really lonely, and...well, forget I even mentioned that. Suffice it to say that I had to

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Hi.Question; do any of y'all have 1800 NWA miles just sitting in your glovebox or at the bottom of a hamper that you're not planning on using? That, and you'd be willing to gift them to me?Just curious.

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Holy crap, is he really posting two times in one week? Yes. Yes I is. This past week I've come down with a case of Sandy Vagina Syndrome, better known as SandyVag. You know the routine; blah blah blah, I suck at poker, why me, all-in, I lose and suck at the same time, blahhbitty blah blah balls. Long term this, that's poker that, how did that guy beat me in a hand when he wasn't even dealt

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I've been spurred on by Daddy's last "Love what you're doing over here" comment, so I figured, hey, what the hell, I'll write a little something about how I've been doing in the poker world. Poker can eat shit and die. Though succinct, that sums it perfectly. But, before I can get to why I think that way, let me back up a bit. From January through April of 'O7, I played 23,000 hands, with a

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Hi, folks. A-member me?Sounds like you all had a blast in Vegas, without me. No, no, it's ok. It's not like I was waiting, (praying, possibly whining), and staring at my phone, trying to will it to ring with a dial-a-shot, all weekend long. It's also definitely not like there was one point during the weekend when I was sitting alone in my dark apartment, and when I went to take a swig of my beer

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I pray to God someone blesses me on Sunday. Oh Lord.I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 5200674

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Hi there.Can any of you lawyers out there provide me with some advice? It seems that somebody is trying to serve me papers(they tried to serve them to my parent's place, where I haven't lived for 13 years) from a 4 year-old accident, and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do next. There's no way I'm paying this ass for his "great emotional stress", when all that happened was that my left front

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Let's just say, you know, hypothetically, that you're at a home game with the following people;Joe SpeakerIggyDPGarthJaoquinF-TrainDaddyWheezyGrubbyWho do you absolutely, without question, not want sitting to your left?If you answered "All of the above", you are correct. I mean, Jesus, look at that line-up. Anyone that would willingly sit at a table comprised of these sharks is either an idiot,

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In March I played 25k hands, qualified for the IronMan freeroll on Fulltilt for playing 27 days out of 30, and made triple the amount in rakeback from raketherake than I ever had before. It was a good month.In April? I played just enough hands required to lose the $60 I had after cashing out the previously mentioned rakeback payment(one hand), missed both the IronMan freeroll($30k prize pool, and

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Oh Spring; the time of year in the great state of Minnesota when the women shed their heavy, down-filled, winter parkas, for less heavy early spring parkas that are filled with slightly less down. I think I saw a collarbone once. It's a beautiful time of year, let me tell you.The difference between this month and the last, at least poker-wise, is not great, but there is a difference. I know it's

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Hi. Remember me?I just have one question on this Morning O' the Lord; why do people act so damn indignant when their high pocket pair gets cracked? And why are so many poker players moronic enough to jam their entire stack in with just one pair(in a cash game)? Yes, that's two questions. Shut up.I need to head out to get coffee, but I'll leave you with this little piece of data from the last two

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I'll have a new post up here soon, fo' sho, but right now I'm just testing out the new Bleezer. Just nod and act like you know what the hell it is I'm talking about.Powered by Bleezer

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Out of the 9 players on my Full Tilt table right now, there are two people one-tabling(myself included), one person three-tabling, 5 people five-tabling, and one person twelve-tabling.So, I guess the FT .50c/$1NL tables aren't the place for fishy tables, huh? Jesus.(I take that back. One guy that's five-tabling shoved in 2/3 of his stack pre-flop with AK. Well played, sir.)I've played more poker

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Two words: Masochistic Clusterfuck.Is there really anything else to say?

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As someone that hadn't been playing much poker as of late, this whole debaucle is still fucking depressing for many reasons, at the top of which is that I don't even have the decision to play if I wanted to. I never kept much money online in a bankroll, preferring to use whatever minute amounts I've won for things that I wanted that required splurging, like my laptop, but now I don't even have

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Phew. I just finished cleaning out my bloglines folder, paring down the numbers, and boy are my arms tired. I now have a manageable number of 85, and that's even after I realized that I didn't have Jason, Daddy, or BloodyP in there anywhere and added them. For shame, me. For shame.Since it is the new year, and I've been seriously lacking in my writing, I figured I'd go ahead and make one, huge

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New year, many changes. Well, for a myriad of other people that deserve it. Kudos to each and every one of y'all for the new blogging locales. I wanted to give you props, too, but that's downright gay. The only downside of all of this, albeit a bit selfish on my part, is the increased amount of blogline feeds I have to read. I am perched precariously--but not really--above 100 feeds, and my time

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Even though I won't be jumping on a plane and headed to Vegas this go 'round, I thought--since I have nothing to say, poker-wise--that I'd repost something I wrote after returning from Vegas this time last year.******Oh Vegas, how I love thee. Here, won't you let me count the ways?I love the lights, and all the flashy pretty signs.I love the clang of the coin hopper as it empties with clink after

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You know, I'm a pretty resilient, unflappable sort of person. Once you stop laughing, I'll give you a second to clean off your monitors. Ready? Ok.I can handle that my car doesn't have a huge engine with double-overhead-cam turbo-boost thrust-regulators. I can even handle that I have no clue what a 'cam' actually is, if it's located in my engine, or how I just wrote 'thrust-regulator' without

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Forgive me, Bloggers, it's been 28 days since my last confession. Er, post.So, what have I been up to? Not that you care, but I'm going to tell you anyhow. That's how lucky you are, you sexy people, you.I have played exactly one tournament in the last two weeks, and nothing else, and the only reason I played in that was because it was a $7k freeroll on Dream Poker. I like $1k+ for nothing, but

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Obligatory plugs:Bobby Bracelet comes through with another round of items For PeytonGo take a look, please.Autographed Mike Matusow Jersey XL Poker Pro WSOPAutographed Oval Poker Table 30+ WSOP Pro's Signed!Autographed Greg "Fossilman" Raymer Fossil Poker TShirtBobby Bracelet, Donkey Puncher, AlCantHang HUGE Package(Anyone want to go 1/8thsies to get them to Minneapolis?)The Real Old Testament

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I've got a problem.No, that problem was cleared up a long time ago with a little penicillin.The problem I'm referencing is a serious one, especially for a poker player. I'm positive there's a solution because I've seen all two of my readers go through similar circumstances. I figure I'll just outline what the issue is, and then ask for your input as to how you got past it. Not how I should, but

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This woman wasn't the kind of woman you bring home to momma, oh no--she was the kind of woman that takes out her teeth before giving an alleyway blowjob. You know, the considerate type.She spun around on the barstool, sloppily leaned back, propping her elbows on the bar, turned towards me and asked a question."Hey man, how oad are you?" she slurred. My eyes fixed on the 1/4" gap between her front

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Since I'm moving to a smaller place--a place that doesn't require a 32" tv for normal viewing and an additional 27" number should I happen to saunter to the kitchen between downs--I decided to get rid of my smaller tv.To Craigslist!I put the ad up at 9:30am today, and so far I've had 5 responses. Jee-sus. Now if only I could get rid of my homemade poker table, I'd be set.Hey, do you know anybody

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Pokernerd's site ganked? No, not that Gank. Ganked.Sad.Otis ended his foray into cleverness in my comments the other day, and since then I've seen a small spike in people coming to my site. Unintended, I'm sure, but nice of him to do so all the same. If you haven't noticed, I've been very lax in posting in this space lately. If you have noticed, your name is probably Drizz, and in that case, Hi

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Last night I decided it was time to come back from my hiatus by deposting on Full Tilt with the intent of trying out their new "cap games".Here's what I learned:1)The cap game, as it's structured on Full Tilt right now, is fucking retarded. Picture a incontinent kid with Down's playing badminton against a crippled FAS baby, and that's only 1/4 the retardedness of the 30BB cap on Full Tilt. It

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Anybody remember this from back in March, where I was "raisined" by the girl bartender with a hot-ass? Of course, everybody does.Anyhow, I'm sitting on *Myspace last night, really quickly checking to see if any hotties had left me their number.They didn't.But I checked my 'sent' box to see if any of the people I'd sent messages to yesterday had read what I wrote.They hadn't.I'd sent one to my

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I will fully admit that I'm not overly versed in the ways of grammar, sentence structure, nor am I overly verbose or skilled in the art of superfluous word usage. I also do not repeat myself redundantly.All I'm saying is that I don't know English that good. I know how to spell, and that's about it. But, from to time, I know when something is being misused. I'm sure I could come up with many

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It's high time for a from-the-bar post, is it not? Me thinks so. I apologize in advance if this comes off as stilted and disjointed, but I'm a little distracted right now. Sitting in a comfortable chaise at my favorite bar, trying to look important, when I look up only to see the girl that BloodyP unintentionally wingmanned for me when we hung out a few months ago. At least I think it's her. I'm

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RAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CHEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.--------------------------------They say that the 3rd time is a charm.I don't know who "they" are, but they could be on to something. BobbyBracelet and his merry band of Do-Gooders, has struck again. I tell ya,if I was a girl, I'd be all over Mr. Bracelet. The dude has everythinggoing for him. He's like a living breathing example of

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Hi!It's Friday, I haven't had a drink yet(it's 7&7s in the me household tonight), and the 9th "best" art fair in the country, according to people that have nothing better to do than judge fucking art fairs for a living, is one block from my house right now. What does that mean?Well, it means that there's even less parking in the area, but I've learned to park my car Thursday morning and not move

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I started writing in various journals and blogs a little over 4 years ago, and from time-to-time I like to re-read entries. It's interesting to go back and see where I was as opposed to where I am not now. Sometimes it's funny, but most of the time it's downright painful to read just how bad I was at writing.Not that I presently make the claim to be a writer. At best, I'm an amateur,

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My hands are poised above home row, but the keys aren't being pushed. My brain says "Mash, Monkey, Mash!", but my fingers don't listen.This is normal for me after one of these trips to Vegas, usually because I've ingested enough alcohol to move myself one step closer to being clinically brain dead, and words are tough to form, let alone type. This time, however, I "took it easy", and my flight

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This post is being beamed to you directlyfrom the friendly people at Northwest Airlines!That's what I would be saying if airlines weren't stupid and actually provided wifi on all domestic flights. But they don't, and we already went over why. So, the next best option is to use my time on this airborne dildo by writing, and then immediately hitting post when I disembark. Since I don't have the

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"What does that make, 7 posts this year now? Color me impressed."                           Bobby Bracelet, in response to my last unimaginative post*****************************************************************************He's right, you know; I haven't been posting that much lately, mostly because I haven't had anything to say. Nothing exciting--or even marginally interesting, for that

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8:06pm: I'm bored, the beer is being converted to pee, I'm playing poker, and the WPT is on in the background. Oh yeah, I also just downloaded the TweakUI PowerTool so that Doyle's Room tables doesn't steal focus. I'm giddy, so I decided to liveblog the next few hours. Not that anybody cares, though.8:09pm: I wish every hand turned into DQB Kings for me on the turn, with the opponent betting into

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Dear ESPN,During your coverage of the World Cup games, could you please, please put more pop-up graphics on the screen while the ball is in play? Oh, and make sure they don't pertain to the current game. At all. Either that or I could cover my eyes with my shirt, because that would have close to the same effect.Also? More Eric Wynalda and Julie Foudy. Thanks.**************I suppose I should write

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I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker! This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.Registration code: 8632016Only 17 more days, huh? Has it already been a year since the last one? Yikes. Time...something something.As far as my last excuse for a post goes, the only reason I posted it was to show that I'd had

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A portion of my stats on Absolute the last 3 or 4 days. Discuss.

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Can we all have a moment of silence for our fallen brother, Bobby "Always min-raise your aces/You look like you could use an autograph" Bracelet? Thanks.Ok, where do I begin? Fuck if I know. It's not like I run this blog. Oh, I do? Shit, I better come up with something quick-like. I wrote a handful of topics down in my little blue notebook last night as I was trying to clear a Pokerroom.com bonus

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If you ever hear me whining about my lack of a bankroll, the first thing you need to do is punch me in the throat, and then say the two magic words: "Doyle's Room".I was shifting my miniscule funds around online via Neteller just a few minutes ago, when looked at the history tab. It reinforced two things;1)I am terrible at bankroll managment. Horrendous, horrific, totally incomprehensible. When I

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Erm, since I've got a bunch of work "processing" in the background, I might as well take some time mash my keypad and see what vomits on the screen. First things, first; my take on blogs.1.Think of something to write.2. Write it.3. Actually talk to people should they happen to reply.That's about all there is to it. Of course, I'm good at exactly none of those things, but at least I try.No, you

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Just a quick question;I want to do the Nevada Chips promotion on PokerSource. Where should I make a deposit? Specifically, I'm looking for which site isn't going to annoy the fuck out of me.PokerRoom?Absolute?Poker Share?BoDog?Ready...ANSWER!

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Egg and cheese bagel-checkSugary foofoo coffee drink from Caribou large enough to put a man the size of a houseboat in a diabetic coma-checkJack Johnson playing in the background-check.Now where did I place that strap-on...Oh! Hello. You guys are still here? I'm sorry, that could've been embarrassing.I'm not gay, but I do play one on Tv. Either that or I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night

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Word of warning; this entry will contain nary a coherent thought, nor will it be all that thought-provoking or mind-blowing. Hey, I know how you've come to expect that sort of thing from me, but I can't be on all the time, now can I? Well, yes, I can, but for the sake of this blog...no, I can't.But the real answer is 'yes'.We finally got our internet problems fixed at home, and it only took us a

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Hello,I know I've been absent in this time of tremendous activity, and for that, I apologize.I hope they believe my faux-sincerity. I never was a good liar.Since returning from Vegas a week ago, I've played zero hands of poker. Nil. Zip. That sort of thing happens when Time Warner revokes your internetting priveleges after someone asshole hijacks a computer for use as a spammer.Motherfucker. The

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I hate you fuckers.

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So, what does a Player like myself do after he gets home from the Playboy Mansion with a few days to digest what's happened?He takes his two extra days off to write about the experience, of course, pounding out as much verbal mush as possible.Well, that's what I would be doing if Time Warner hadn't turned off our internets due to "spamming issues". Whatever. I'm not about to sit in the Dunn Bros.

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That's the funny thing in all of this; I'm not a puker. I rarely, if ever, puke from drinking too much. Throw me in a vehicle that decides it's necessary to move, well, then we have what happened to me on Saturday night.I will forever be labled The Puker Blogger. Somebody--I think it was Jason-- said I should change the name of my blog to Pukeramarama. So not funny, man. Way to kick a man when

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It's the morning after, and I might still be drunk. I'm not sure. But, do know that I threw up last night, long after I left the Mansion. I might've been tanked, everybody else will tell you, I'm sure.

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I'm currently sitting in the Four Points Sheraton LAX, waiting for people to take showers. Then, we head to UCLA to catch the "media shuttle" to The Mansion. Here's to hoping we don't miss the damn shuttle.I drank until 6am this morning, even finished up $150 after dropping a buy-in and getting staked by Bob. Let's just see how 4 hours of sleep and a 6 hour drive treat me, shall we? We shall. I'm

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It's been awhile since I've written anything regarding poker, and it might have to wait until after I return from Vegas in a few weeks that I actually sit down and mash something out with this keyboard o' mine. I let The Bitch back in my life a few weeks ago with the promise that things would change, that this time it would be different. Well, she's still a bitch, but slightly less of one, so I'm

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No poker poo today. I've been 4-tabling the low stakes SNG's on Party for the last week, and it just solidifies that Nerd is a damn machine. So, until I have anything reasonably witty and funny to say regarding poker, you'll have to wait. Instead, read this.I was on my way out to Buffalo last night to eat dinner when the fam, when my phone rang."Where are you? We're hungry" my mom said from

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I'm broke.There, with that out of the way...wait, what do you mean "explain"? Awh, do I have to? Poop.November was one of my best poker months, and it came at a great time, right before the WPBT at the Imperial Palace. I cashed out my online 'bankroll'--if you can call it that--a week before leaving, and it allowed me the opportunity to play in games higher than I'd played before. That, my

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I download Poker Patterns a few weeks ago, and even if I blink and rub my eyes, I can't believe what I'm seeing here. This graph highlights my craptacular play at low-limit NL games on Full Tilt since the beginning of February. The first thing you'll notice is that I've played almost 9K hands in 14 days. That's a shitload for me. The second thing you'll notice is that I suck. No, seriously, I

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Some of you may remember my little condom story a few months back. If it doesn't ring a bell, well, that's too bad. I'm not reposting it, and I'm not linking to it. Suckers.Anyhow, I was perusing the pages of my new Men's Fitness magazine(it's the least gay of all the so-called "men's mags") when I came across a contest asking for good condom anecdotes, and in return, the winner will be showered

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"You need a different perspective. Oh, and stop being a pussy."Those words from words have been rolling through my brain since Drunk Pauly bluntly told me that during the drunkeness that was the WPBT Winter Classic. Coming from anyone else, I might've been offended. That is, if I was offended over the truth. But I'm not, and it is the truth that I am, undoubtedly, a pussy.I woke up this morning

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Last night while pouring through the PokerTracker forums, I was thrilled--nay, piss my pants giddy--to see that the Tribeca network was in the Beta version of being supported. That's right, Doyle's room now has PokerTracker support.Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!I spent probably close to 3 hours trying to find where I'd stashed all my old Doyle's Room hand histories, and after I got everything loaded into PT

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8 days since I've posted, so I suppose it's about that time, huh?Thursday the 20th was a strange day. I went out that night with my friend Rachel, stumbled home a little drunk, and when I wiped the crusty out of my eyes the following morning, I noticed a note on my desk that said "Don't forget you're going to Vegas."Going to Vegas? When?For that day. What can I say? I'm pliable when I'm drunk. If

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State of the Rama-rama Address.Bloggers, table mates, fellow masochists, lend me you ears(and hows-about a stack of your chips? No? Assholes). How many--I say--how many times are we going to get kicked in the taint while holding the non-euphamistic Pocket Rockets before we fight back? We don't have to live like this![crowd erupts]Do you want to live like this?"Hell no!"Then it's time to make a

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Hey, Variance, can we talk? Good, good. I was just sitting over here, you know, thinkin' 'bout stuff, and...[throat-punch]How'd that feel? Not very good, huh? I bet you weren't even expecting it, either. Bob and weave. Stick and move. Those are my mottos.Now you know how I feel about you at this very moment. I understand that I'm cool, handsome and whatnot, so you're just naturally attracted to

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(retard)ed note: No poker goodness in this post. I will have a decent post later this week about how I went all-in against some chick("chick" used in the most complimentary way possible) and she sucked out on me, big time. Yes, I did feel dirty afterwards. Until that time, you get one of my stupid stories that people seem to appreciate(and cringe while reading). Enjoy.I shop at a discount

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I decided to start off my already long holiday weekend by calling in sick on Thursday and trekking down to Canterbury Park for a little live poker action. If there's one thing I learned while in Vegas a few weeks ago, it's that sitting in front of my computer in my poker bubble, grinding out small wins day-to-day just isn't that much fun. It's a good method for avoiding the dystentery, but I'm

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I've plateaued.This is your fair warning that this might be long, and you bet that coming from me it's going to be tangential, but I've had these thoughts rolling through Vegas, and everytime I try to form a decent post, absolutely nothing comes out. So, this is how you get it. Yes, I feel I've hit a plateau in regards to poker, and I'm not really sure what needs to be done in order to break

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Walking into the Excalibur poker room on Saturday night, a hidden force tugged at the right corner of my mouth producing something of a smirk. I can't quite explain how that much filth and dinginess can make me feel so good, but it does. Then again, I had been drinking since 2pm and open bars do make me giddy.That last time I was in Vegas, the Excal employed a dealer with an accent I can only

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I LOVE VEGAS!Sorry, didn't mean to scream like that, I'm just so very excited. As ass-backwards as it sounds, my only goal for this trip was to play less and I think I accomplished that. And now that I read Joe's new post, I was not alone. I swear we're long lost brothers from another mother.That and I unintentionally follow him around like I am his little brother."Where ya goin' Joe? Huh? Huh?

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"I hate that every time I visit this blog, this is the post I have to see. Making me cringe man...Please post something new so I don't have to "think about chad" anymore!"------DonkeypuncherThat's precisely the reason that I haven't posted anything lately. How am I ever going to top something like that, something that seemed to disturb so many people on many different levels? I can't! While I

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